on a lighter note...

[Brent in Az]

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[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Random thoughts, probably a rerun.


Thoughts of a senior citizen

• My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

• I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

• Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us. " If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

• On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

• I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

• I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
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• What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

• Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

• The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

 

[EricB]

Random thoughts, probably a rerun.


Thoughts of a senior citizen

• My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

• I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

• Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us. " If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

• On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

• I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

• I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
• 
  
• What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

• Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

• The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

I had no idea I was Japanese.... [emoji25]

 

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[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[R.M.C.]

 

[Brent in Az]

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[R.M.C.]

 

[Timbo]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

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That's the way you do it..................especially when you are in dire straits............

 

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[jacques smith]

Ain’t that the truth[emoji3][emoji3]

 

[K-man]

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Exactly! except I wake up at 3:58 on my own on hunting days.....

 

[James Cook]

I think this guy is on to something