on a lighter note...

[Boyd Brooks]

 

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[Hogpatrol]

 

[R.M.C.]

 

[R.M.C.]

 

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For those of you who have seen this B movie gem from the 80's

 

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[Boyd Brooks]

The numbers must really be on the rise in Washington!

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Timbo]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How mu ch?
"WOMAN: "$65,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, t oo."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"

 

[Timbo]

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.”

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done. Very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day. Now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

 

[Timbo]

....and for our South African bretheren:

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I’m going to enter" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?

"First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says "This is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Ramaphosa?!" asked Pinocchio.

 

[Timbo]

 

[Timbo]

....and a recent one, and sadly a true quote:

 

[Ridge Runner]

....and for our South African bretheren:

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I’m going to enter" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?

"First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says "This is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Ramaphosa?!" asked Pinocchio.

LMAO, Even if it is the truth.

Although meant for our South African friends......

I still would have put Nancy Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, and a few other US demcommies, who have a lot more political years and experience, ahead Ramaphosa.

Now had Pinocchio been an infamous pick pocket, Ramaphosa (per news artcles and the grapevine) would have definitely won. Since Ramaphosa doesn't try very hard to hide his plundering, compared to US politicians.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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I wonder if they considered recoil and doing wheelies into the trajectory?

 

[Ridge Runner]

....and a recent one, and sadly a true quote:

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Only conclusion here, is she read an internet article created in California, the only US state where everything is known to cause cancer.

 

[Timbo]

LMAO, Even if it is the truth.

Although meant for our South African friends......

I still would have put Nancy Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, and a few other US demcommies, who have a lot more political years and experience, ahead Ramaphosa.

Now had Pinocchio been an infamous pick pocket, Ramaphosa (per news artcles and the grapevine) would have definitely won. Since Ramaphosa doesn't try very hard to hide his plundering, compared to US politicians.

You got a point, and at least the ANC are blatantly open about it:

 

[Timbo]