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Every week, I entered the lottery hoping to win;
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
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I’m leaving because I don’t want to see who walks out!!!!
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sgtsabai wrote on Tanks's profile.
Business is the only way to fly. I'm headed to SA August 25. I'm hoping that business isn't an arm and a leg. If you don't mind, what airline and the cost for your trip. Mine will be convoluted. I'll be flying into the states to pick up my 416 Rigby as Thailand doesn't allow firearms (pay no attention to the daily shootings and killings) so I'll have 2 very long trips.
Nick BOWKER HUNTING SOUTH AFRICA wrote on EGS-HQ's profile.
Hi EGS
I read your thread with interest. Would you mind sending me that PDF? May I put it on my website?
Rob
I read your thread with interest. Would you mind sending me that PDF? May I put it on my website?
Rob
