Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Just pretend you have a lisp. You'll get it.
And we all tried it didn't we. My tounge wont go that far.
Better? I think so
Every week, I entered the lottery hoping to win;
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
I’m leaving because I don’t want to see who walks out!!!!
Looks like they are drying a tent with two stovepipe holes!
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