on a lighter note...

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. BRICKBURN

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    Just pretend you have a lisp. You'll get it.
     

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    And we all tried it didn't we. My tounge wont go that far.
     
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    Better? I think so FB_IMG_1572983811488.jpeg
     
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    Every week, I entered the lottery hoping to win;

    Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.

    A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

    She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.

    I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

    I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.

    Sadly, I lost again.

    The winning number was 707.

    Moral of the story :

    Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
     
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    big pants.jpg
     
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    I’m leaving because I don’t want to see who walks out!!!!
     
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    Looks like they are drying a tent with two stovepipe holes!
     

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