on a lighter note...

Going to Church in Chicago


When I heard that Al Sharpton and

Jesse Jackson were going to be

guest preachers at a nearby church,

I decided to go and check them out

in person.


As soon as I sat down, Reverend

Sharpton came over to me. I don't

know why, maybe it was because I

was the only white person in the

church. He laid his hands on my

hand and said: "By the will of Jesus

the Lord Almighty, and the will of

God, you will walk today."


I told him I was not paralyzed.


Then Jesse Jackson came by and

said: "By the Grace of God, and his

Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you

will walk today."


Again I said that there is nothing

wrong with me.


After the sermon, I stepped outside

and lo and behold .............................


.......................... My Car Was Gone!
 
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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It's ok for a man to be married as long as he doesn't wear the panties in the family.
I couldn’t stand the whining about hunting!
Oh, you have time to go elk hunting but not for child birth!
You spent all that money on a new rifle but you couldn’t buy me a Christmas present!
It was never ending, bitch about little things like that and then expect me to invite her out to shoot my new gun! I will never understand the fairer sex! Lol
 
I think you skipped a biology class in school if you think that will matter.
No, I excelled in it but paid no mind evidently, I have my oldest born right smack in the middle of the elk rut! Worked out great though, I have him in elk camp for his birthday every year. At first I thought it was an epic fail of planning on my part but in the end he gets to hear elk bugle at daylight on his birthday, who wouldn’t want that?
 
At first I thought it was an epic fail of planning on my part

From my experience family planning is an oxymoron (and I am thankful for my mistakes):)
 
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