on a lighter note...

[Brent in Az]

HAHA

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I can never find a tree like that when I need one out deer hunting.!

 

[Hogpatrol]

Going to Church in Chicago


When I heard that Al Sharpton and

Jesse Jackson were going to be

guest preachers at a nearby church,

I decided to go and check them out

in person.


As soon as I sat down, Reverend

Sharpton came over to me. I don't

know why, maybe it was because I

was the only white person in the

church. He laid his hands on my

hand and said: "By the will of Jesus

the Lord Almighty, and the will of

God, you will walk today."


I told him I was not paralyzed.


Then Jesse Jackson came by and

said: "By the Grace of God, and his

Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you

will walk today."


Again I said that there is nothing

wrong with me.


After the sermon, I stepped outside

and lo and behold .............................


.......................... My Car Was Gone!

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Bullthrower338]

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This is why I am not married!

 

[Hogpatrol]

This is why I am not married!

It's ok for a man to be married as long as he doesn't wear the panties in the family.

 

[Bullthrower338]

It's ok for a man to be married as long as he doesn't wear the panties in the family.

I couldn’t stand the whining about hunting!
Oh, you have time to go elk hunting but not for child birth!
You spent all that money on a new rifle but you couldn’t buy me a Christmas present!
It was never ending, bitch about little things like that and then expect me to invite her out to shoot my new gun! I will never understand the fairer sex! Lol

 

[fish hunter]

 

[Abeln]

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just so happens in not careful enough in February. I have three November kids out of six. 23 nov 90, 25 nov 2000, 30 nov 2010. Yes they are each 10 years apart. Bad memory.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[jpr792]

 

[BRICKBURN]

This is why I am not married!

I think you skipped a biology class in school if you think that will matter.

 

[Bullthrower338]

I think you skipped a biology class in school if you think that will matter.

No, I excelled in it but paid no mind evidently, I have my oldest born right smack in the middle of the elk rut! Worked out great though, I have him in elk camp for his birthday every year. At first I thought it was an epic fail of planning on my part but in the end he gets to hear elk bugle at daylight on his birthday, who wouldn’t want that?

 

[BRICKBURN]

Silver lining

 

[Brent in Az]

After 2 failed marriages, I have gone MGTOW. It's a beautiful thing.

 

[Hogpatrol]

After 2 failed marriages, I have gone MGTOW. It's a beautiful thing.

Maximum Gross Take Off Weight? Flier?

 

[Brent in Az]

Maximum Gross Take Off Weight? Flier?

Men that go their own way

 

[Brent in Az]

Men that go their own way

Correction

Men going their own way

 

[Pheroze]

At first I thought it was an epic fail of planning on my part

From my experience family planning is an oxymoron (and I am thankful for my mistakes)

 

[observe]

 

[observe]