Brent in Az
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I can never find a tree like that when I need one out deer hunting.!
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Hogpatrol
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Going to Church in Chicago
When I heard that Al Sharpton and
Jesse Jackson were going to be
guest preachers at a nearby church,
I decided to go and check them out
in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend
Sharpton came over to me. I don't
know why, maybe it was because I
was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my
hand and said: "By the will of Jesus
the Lord Almighty, and the will of
God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and
said: "By the Grace of God, and his
Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you
will walk today."
Again I said that there is nothing
wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside
and lo and behold .............................
.......................... My Car Was Gone!
When I heard that Al Sharpton and
Jesse Jackson were going to be
guest preachers at a nearby church,
I decided to go and check them out
in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend
Sharpton came over to me. I don't
know why, maybe it was because I
was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my
hand and said: "By the will of Jesus
the Lord Almighty, and the will of
God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and
said: "By the Grace of God, and his
Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you
will walk today."
Again I said that there is nothing
wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside
and lo and behold .............................
.......................... My Car Was Gone!
cpr0312
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Bullthrower338
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- USA, Mexico, Canada, RSA, Australia NT, Zimbabwe
This is why I am not married!
Hogpatrol
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It's ok for a man to be married as long as he doesn't wear the panties in the family.
Bullthrower338
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I couldn’t stand the whining about hunting!
Oh, you have time to go elk hunting but not for child birth!
You spent all that money on a new rifle but you couldn’t buy me a Christmas present!
It was never ending, bitch about little things like that and then expect me to invite her out to shoot my new gun! I will never understand the fairer sex! Lol
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Abeln
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just so happens in not careful enough in February. I have three November kids out of six. 23 nov 90, 25 nov 2000, 30 nov 2010. Yes they are each 10 years apart. Bad memory.
cpr0312
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Bullthrower338
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- Joined
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- Houston, Texas and Alder, MT
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- Hunted
- USA, Mexico, Canada, RSA, Australia NT, Zimbabwe
No, I excelled in it but paid no mind evidently, I have my oldest born right smack in the middle of the elk rut! Worked out great though, I have him in elk camp for his birthday every year. At first I thought it was an epic fail of planning on my part but in the end he gets to hear elk bugle at daylight on his birthday, who wouldn’t want that?
Brent in Az
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After 2 failed marriages, I have gone MGTOW. It's a beautiful thing.
Hogpatrol
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- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
Maximum Gross Take Off Weight? Flier?
Brent in Az
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