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Hogpatrol
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WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
8. No, you are too young and beautiful to sit on my face.
9. A blow job, no thanks I already have a job.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
8. No, you are too young and beautiful to sit on my face.
9. A blow job, no thanks I already have a job.
cpr0312
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Just because its way too good not to share again and for those who missed it a few pages back!
Bullthrower338
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Looks like somebody needs to buy more guns, a lot of empty drawers!
bilmcc
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That's for ammo!
Hogpatrol
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Not sure about this one.
Brent in Az
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Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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I worked at a facility with thousands of employees. If you didn't have thick skin when you were hired, you quickly acquired it.
Along that line, most of my co-workers had nicknames (mine was DeeDee, my initials). One that was particularly amusing was given to a guy who had lost his ear in a DUI accident. He wore a prosthetic ear complete with earring. We called him Mr. Potato Head, or Tater for short.
Along that line, most of my co-workers had nicknames (mine was DeeDee, my initials). One that was particularly amusing was given to a guy who had lost his ear in a DUI accident. He wore a prosthetic ear complete with earring. We called him Mr. Potato Head, or Tater for short.
Hogpatrol
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For the beer drinkers, maybe, an old one.
The CEOs of the large beer companies attending a conference on the industry were having lunch. The Budweiser man ordered a Bud. The Miller guy ordered a Miller's. The Guiness guy ordered a root beer. They questioned him why he wasn't having a beer. His reply was "If no one else is having one, I won't either".
The CEOs of the large beer companies attending a conference on the industry were having lunch. The Budweiser man ordered a Bud. The Miller guy ordered a Miller's. The Guiness guy ordered a root beer. They questioned him why he wasn't having a beer. His reply was "If no one else is having one, I won't either".
Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
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- Delaware, USA
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- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
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cpr0312
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Not sure what country this is in, but another road you should certainly avoid??
Hogpatrol
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- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
They have started pouring the foundation for the Barack Obama library in Kenya.
Brent in Az
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cpr0312
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cpr0312
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