on a lighter note...

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A moderately religious Jew comes to the rabbi for advice.
— Rebbe, I'm going on vacation to the sea tomorrow...— Congratulations, Mazel Tov.
— But, Rebbe, I will go to the beach there every day...
— Well, that's fine...
— But, Rebbe, there will be women in swimsuits on the beach there... Is it allowed for a Jew to look at a woman in a swimsuit if she is not his wife?
— You can.
— Rebbe, what if there are nudists there? Is it allowed for a Jew to look at a completely naked woman if she is not his wife?!
— You can.
— Rebbe, are there any things that a devout Jew should not look at?!
— Of course. For example, at electric welding.
 

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Stnelson wrote on Never Been's profile.
I want one of the stocks.
buckstix wrote on 450 Dakota's profile.
SENT THIS PM YESTERDAY ..

I will take a set .. I would take more than one set if you have more.

BUCK STIX - [redacted]
Redfishga1 wrote on Steve D's profile.
ill take both of the 375 woodleigh hydros
AfricaRob wrote on Luminous Ham's profile.
See you are from Denmark - see quite a few Danes where I stalk in Scotland - great hunters.
The Harkilia stuff works well in Africa - I have a bit for use here in UK.
 
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