on a lighter note...

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OK, thanks to AH, I have this all figured out: Your favorite cartridges psychologically emulate your preference in a wife/girl friend. Some of you like the "Waif" thing--you shoot the 6.5 Creedmore. (that, or you're gay and can't take recoil) Many of you like the All-American girl--you shoot the 0'6 variants. (unless you're European, then the X57 cartridges) Some of you dated girls who stuffed their bras with Kleenex tissues--you shoot the Ackley IMPROVED. Some of you, through no fault of your own made a choice that turned out short and dumpy, but lovable--you are the WSSM crowd. Those that like voluptuousness gravitate to the Weatherby rounds with the sexy double Venturi curves. A bunch of you are obsessed with the all out Pamela Anderson T/A--you shoot the magnums. A very few can handle the alpha female, world class boner-maker--you occupy the Ultra Magnum tier. Anyone who would shoot a 50 BMG would probably date a Norwegian olympic hammer thrower were she available. Anyone shooting the blazing fast rounds, say 220 Swift through any of the Vom Hoffe Expresses is probably a premature ejaculator. There is a high correlation between wildcat cartridges and cross dressers/those with a libertine spirit-- present company excluded, of course. Those choosing older, obsolete cartridges are themselves past breeding age, much like an old dagga boy, as it were.
Feel free to fill in any categories I may have missed.....
I could never have come to these conclusions without years of exposure to the AH community. If thanks are due--you know who you are!
 
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