No Way!
At my age, I'm already not in the best of health. I see no sense for: having to make an excessive amount exercise running to the bathroom to loose weight, an early funeral, a trip to the ER, extended vacation in the ICU recovery room, and/or any combination listed.
I'll just make her feel special by:
1. Voluntarily leaving the house to go hunting, fishing, the local pub, and / or all combinations listed so she can clean the house. Then compliment her for such a good job while I was gone.
2. Always keep telling her how good she cooks. No matter how bad the meal really are.
3. Letting her go shopping by herself while I (see number 1).
4. Take her our for a meal at least once a week. I'm still hoping she will learn what a decent meal tastes like.
5. Tell her I Love her at nightly. After all she has put up with me for all these years.
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Oh,...wait...opps...I'm not married. She my maid I see twice a week.
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