on a lighter note...

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No Way!
At my age, I'm already not in the best of health. I see no sense for: having to make an excessive amount exercise running to the bathroom to loose weight, an early funeral, a trip to the ER, extended vacation in the ICU recovery room, and/or any combination listed.

I'll just make her feel special by:

1. Voluntarily leaving the house to go hunting, fishing, the local pub, and / or all combinations listed so she can clean the house. Then compliment her for such a good job while I was gone.

2. Always keep telling her how good she cooks. No matter how bad the meal really are.

3. Letting her go shopping by herself while I (see number 1).

4. Take her our for a meal at least once a week. I'm still hoping she will learn what a decent meal tastes like.

5. Tell her I Love her at nightly. After all she has put up with me for all these years.

Follow me for more marital advice.

Oh,...wait...opps...I'm not married. She my maid I see twice a week.
 
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The EKKA is on in Australia! (It's a Fair/Show)

You remember Australia? The capital c*ntry globally for white collar crime & corruption?
That c*ntry (Australia) with a genuinely, factually, fiscally, lower/inferior, economic diversity & sophistication than oh you know.... BOT-FUKKIN-SWANA!...

Come get your.......... $55 burger................. of processed f*ck-knuckle.
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I'd be more apt to guess he's from Zim. :D Cheers:

Maybe.

While I was with Henry Griffiths Safaris in the North West Province of RSA, Henry's wife Tanya asked then showed me the ads for men's short shorts. We got a laugh out of the ads.
 

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