A man leaves his mistress and asks what to give her as a souvenir.
She answers:
"A penknife, but a very good one.
The guy scoured the whole city, found her a knife, just super, brought it, gives it back.
She opens a drawer, and there are a lot of knives there. Well, the guy is interested, he
asks:
- Darling, why do you need so many knives?
She's dreamy:
- You know, I won't always be young and beautiful, and what boys
won't do for a penknife...(c)
IF YOU DON'T COME UP WITH ANY .458, I WILL TRY AND GET MY KID TO PACK SOME UP FOR YOU BUT PROBABLY WOUDN'T BE TILL THIS WEEKEND AND GO OUT NEXT WEEK.
PURA VIDA, SETH
I'm unfortunately on a diet. Presently in VA hospital as Agent Orange finally caught up with me. Cancer and I no longer can speak. If all goes well I'll be out of here and back home in Thailand by end of July. Tough road but I'm a tough old guy. I'll make it that hunt.
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