Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Gotta love Grandma's
I'm getting dizzy turning the screen sideways
Tell em, Gunny!
The horror of it all!
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very
hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales, you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry."
Are you three whales from Ireland?"
And that's the last thing I remember!
This is me for sure
I sat in a Pub and across from me sat 2 very large women with a strage accent.
I asked them "hey, cool accent! Are you 2 ladies from Scotland?"
one of them answered:" it's Wales, you idiot!"
and i said:" ah ok - are you two whales from Scotland?"
I don't remember much of the rest of the evening...
The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office,asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:
29% of respondents answered:"Yes, it is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered:"No es una problema seriosa."
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