Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Just shoved my fingers in it. We would march out in the morning, eat chow out at the range, then shoot. They had some record breaking cold that year, it was definitely different to the Montana cold I was used to. It pretty much sucked but loved every minute
Yes! I've spent 3 summers there myself: BCT, AIT, DS school. I wish they'd find a reason to send me back.
In DSS I went driving around the roads towards the ranges and got flashbacks of waking up on some of the curves during road marches
I actually did that but I got several guns and 2 trips to Africa including one with my daughter.
I am better off. My marriage relationship was like Forrest Gump and Jenny............I was stupid and she was a whore. But I got a great daughter and he got a son.
A wild eyed (and butt ugly) old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown
Washington, D.C. waiving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out;
"I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber.
I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?"
A female voice from the back of the room called out,
"You Need More Ammo, Mrs. Clinton".
What about Bob?
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