Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Good chance Bill Cosby will be at the Gray bar hotel the rest of his life.
Tuna Taco has a nice ring to it.
A car full of Irish Nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya Fookin little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
The misses wasn’t too impressed with loose taco.
Soggy Cave fits my Ex Wife to a tee
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