Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have
either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionists desk, I noticed that she was a
large unfriendly woman who looked more like a Sumo wrestler than woman.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
THAT DID YOURS.
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS.
That’s uncharted territory in a mans world. Good luck
Quick!!, Turn the voice recorder or your camera on video on your phone and ask her to repeat...'''ur right"...for posterity. You may never here her say that again.
Sorry, this is probably more humerus to those of us not married, too good not to share though!
Came across this oldie but goodie again!!!
Separate names with a comma.