on a lighter note...

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. Mike B

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    Snotty Receptionist

    Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
    Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have
    either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
    The waiting room was filled with patients.

    As I approached the receptionists desk, I noticed that she was a
    large unfriendly woman who looked more like a Sumo wrestler than woman.
    I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
    YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.
    YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
    look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

    But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

    NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
    OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
    THAT DID YOURS.

    The room erupted in applause!

    DON'T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS.
     

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    That’s uncharted territory in a mans world. Good luck
     
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    Quick!!, Turn the voice recorder or your camera on video on your phone and ask her to repeat...'''ur right"...for posterity. You may never here her say that again.
     
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    Sorry, this is probably more humerus to those of us not married, too good not to share though!

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    Came across this oldie but goodie again!!!

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