on a lighter note...

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Snotty Receptionist

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have
either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionists desk, I noticed that she was a
large unfriendly woman who looked more like a Sumo wrestler than woman.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
THAT DID YOURS.

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS.
 
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Sorry, this is probably more humerus to those of us not married, too good not to share though!

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