on a lighter note...

[Boyd Brooks]

 

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[CoElkHunter]

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During WW2, when one of our submarines approached an enemy's magnetic sea mine, alarm bells would sound inside the submarine. The submariners called the alarms "Hell's Bells". When I'm in Wal Mart and the shrill beeping starts before an announcement, I called it Satan's siren song. LOL

 

[Randy F]

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Some of us may have attempted a couple of moron-leaning projects in the hopes we were smarter than the coyote.

We weren’t.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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There's an instant trip to the ER using calm down and ex in the same sentence.

 

[Vashper]

A New York lawyer was once in the South in the countryside. And so he got impatient on the road, and he stopped to pee on the side of the road. While he was dealing with this urgent matter, a huge tractor drove along the road, and, circling a brand-new Mercedes, hit it and drove on. The enraged lawyer caught up with the tractor, jumped on the running board, and jerked open the door... and there he saw a farmer who barely fit into the cabin. """What do you need?" "Uh-uh... Is there a key for 5/8?". “no. I unscrew up to an inch and a half with my fingers."

 

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[Dr Ray]

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Looks like I’d better join the class

 

[Randy F]

 

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