Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Now there's a ? that could qualify as a real peckerhead.
The state and federal legislatures are full of them.
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily."You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes: "My wife is from Sicily."
Just the best video ever. That's too much.
Two hicks decide to go fishing. They don't have a boat so they decide to rent one at the lake where they are going. They get the boat and start to fish. Things are slow until they find a spot where they are pulling them in left and right. One of the hicks decides that they should mark this great spot, he pulls out a black pen and draws a big X on the deck of the boat. The other hick (who is the "smart" one) pipes up. "What are you doing?" he says. "I'm marking the spot for next time" says the other. The other is disgusted with his buddy. "You dummy!, how do you know that the next time we fish here, we'll be able to rent the same boat?"
some of @gizmo Fine work!!!
Now the department of highways is in trouble with the LGBTQ2 community. The backlash all started after it was found that highways had a sign up that said "Go straight".
One could easily misread the intent of her shirt
Separate names with a comma.