Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by Hoas, Mar 15, 2019.
Don't mess with mamma's sleep!!
I'm sure most of us can "relate" to that!!
He almost got his head ripped off.
the most interesting part to me - how smooth and silent and sneaky he was! Big heavy beast, but total silence. wow.
Kinda reminds me of the last time I tried to pick up a chick in a bar.
Maybe being a bit more subtle might work. You know what you want - she knows what you want but try not to just grab for it
Yep, I still have scars from waking my wifey up too quickly. I can totally empathize with him!
Did everything right until that last moment when his demented male brain said”I bet biting her while she sleeps will be funny as hell.” A nice cup of coffee and a “dear are you awake” at least gives a man a 50% chance of not getting claws to the face.
Get your but up, I'm hungry over here...
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