How Not to Wake Up a Lioness!

CAustin

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He almost got his head ripped off.
 

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the most interesting part to me - how smooth and silent and sneaky he was! Big heavy beast, but total silence. wow.
 

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Kinda reminds me of the last time I tried to pick up a chick in a bar.

Maybe being a bit more subtle might work. You know what you want - she knows what you want but try not to just grab for it :D:D:D
 

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Yep, I still have scars from waking my wifey up too quickly. I can totally empathize with him!:ROFLMAO::D:eek:
 

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Did everything right until that last moment when his demented male brain said”I bet biting her while she sleeps will be funny as hell.” A nice cup of coffee and a “dear are you awake” at least gives a man a 50% chance of not getting claws to the face.
 

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