How Not to Wake Up a Lioness!

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  1. Hoas

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    Don't mess with mamma's sleep!!

     

  2. Shootist43

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    I'm sure most of us can "relate" to that!!
     
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  3. CAustin

    CAustin AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Ambassador

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    He almost got his head ripped off.
     
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    the most interesting part to me - how smooth and silent and sneaky he was! Big heavy beast, but total silence. wow.
     
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  5. GA Hunter

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    Kinda reminds me of the last time I tried to pick up a chick in a bar.
     

  6. Von Gruff

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    Maybe being a bit more subtle might work. You know what you want - she knows what you want but try not to just grab for it :D:D:D
     
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  7. Ridgewalker

    Ridgewalker AH ENABLER LIFETIME BRONZE BENEFACTOR AH Legend

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    Yep, I still have scars from waking my wifey up too quickly. I can totally empathize with him!:ROFLMAO::D:eek:
     

  8. Mort Hill

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    Did everything right until that last moment when his demented male brain said”I bet biting her while she sleeps will be funny as hell.” A nice cup of coffee and a “dear are you awake” at least gives a man a 50% chance of not getting claws to the face.
     

  9. Bignut

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    Get your but up, I'm hungry over here...
     

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