Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by Hoas, Mar 15, 2019 at 7:58 AM.
Don't mess with mamma's sleep!!
I'm sure most of us can "relate" to that!!
He almost got his head ripped off.
the most interesting part to me - how smooth and silent and sneaky he was! Big heavy beast, but total silence. wow.
Kinda reminds me of the last time I tried to pick up a chick in a bar.
Maybe being a bit more subtle might work. You know what you want - she knows what you want but try not to just grab for it
Yep, I still have scars from waking my wifey up too quickly. I can totally empathize with him!
Did everything right until that last moment when his demented male brain said”I bet biting her while she sleeps will be funny as hell.” A nice cup of coffee and a “dear are you awake” at least gives a man a 50% chance of not getting claws to the face.
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