Free Hunt for One Hunter & One Observer from Lianga Safaris for 2016

[Kata]

A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

 

[Kata]

A man tells his wife, "Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes ago." The wife yells at him, "Why are you just telling me now?" He said, "Because I couldn't stop laughing."

 

[BRICKBURN]

I was visiting Panthera's website after doing the Lion Aging Survey and found this button for donations. https://www.panthera.org

Is this a bleeding heart or a Predator foot print? I had a good chuckle at the creativity.

 

[hunting4sanity]

 

[James.Grage]

 

[hunting4sanity]

 

[gizmo]

 

[hunting4sanity]

 

[HunterMarkus]

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”

The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, 
I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”

He promptly replied, “Another train.”

 

[HunterMarkus]

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally 
overboard.

 

[HunterMarkus]

The holiday 
season:
a deeply religious 
time that each of us 
observes, in his own way, by going to the 
 mall of his choice.

 

[HunterMarkus]

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”

 

[HunterMarkus]

This mall 
Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap.

 

[HunterMarkus]

The office Christmas party 
is a great opportunity to catch up 
with people you haven’t seen for 
20 minutes.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to good little sharks when they’re sleeping?

A: Santa Jaws!

 

[HunterMarkus]

Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Jungle Bells.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?

A: This one’ll sleigh you!

 

[HunterMarkus]

Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

 

[HunterMarkus]

Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Jungle Bells.