You sure like living dangerously mate. I would be in the dog house for a week just for those thoughts.
You forgot your custom built woman must have a father that owns a game ranch and a brother that owns a pub.
Hi the dude in the picture. It would be cool to know the area (genetics) of the stag you have in your profile picture. I am from New Zealand and shot a stag here that is almost identical, especially the throw backs. I can send you a photo to prove I'm genuine with my enquiry.