News Report: The man who was killed by a shark attack yesterday while on his honeymoon didn't suffer long. Paramedics said he'd only been married for 7 days.
I realized I've got a road rage problem when my five year old shouted "Pick a fkn lane dickhead", while sitting in my shopping cart at the grocery store.
Driving home last night, I saw a billboard that said "Need help? Call Jesus". 1-800 483-7084.
Out of curiosity, I did. Thirty minutes later, a Mexican showed up with a tow truck.
Be careful of this Wolfen guy. 2 messages. Both trying to sell something. He PM'ed me trying to sell something and he PM'ed my friend on here trying to sell something. Fishy.
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