PSA WARNING For Canadians and Northern USA Residents

[PHOENIX PHIL]

There is a wild sexual predator on the loose. And that is all I have to say about that.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/

 

[rinehart0050]

Stay alert and stay safe out there people. 200 lbs beavers exist.

 

[Graham Hunter]

I wouldn't eat or smoke anything this guy grows in his garden. Biggest beaver I ever trapped was 93lbs and it huge. Maybe it was Justin Beaver the old boy kinda looks like Selena.

 

[sestoppelman]

LOL. No wild animal is going to sexually assault a human. Like that baloney about how DiCaprio got raped by the bear in the Revenant, Good grief.

 

[sestoppelman]

https://www.reference.com/science/world-record-weight-beaver-65cbaa4fcff86418

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

I don't know guys. I just hope @BRICKBURN doesnt suffer any long term effects from this horrible event.

Crap, I wasn't supposed to reval names!

 

[sestoppelman]

I don't know that guy looks too tall for Wayne! LOL.

 

[Hogpatrol]

From the show Leave it to Beaver. June to Ward Cleaver, "Pretty hard on the beaver last night, weren't you Ward"?

I couldn't help myself.

 

[sestoppelman]

From the show Leave it to Beaver. June to Ward Cleaver, "Pretty hard on the beaver last night, weren't you Ward"?

I couldn't help myself.

 

[BRICKBURN]

I don't know guys. I just hope @BRICKBURN doesnt suffer any long term effects from this horrible event.

Crap, I wasn't supposed to reval names!

I'm safe at home Phil.. Thanks for thinking about me though.

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

I'm safe at home Phil.. Thanks for thinking about me though.

Good to hear. Hopefully the nightmares will soon subside.

 

[Royal27]

From the show Leave it to Beaver. June to Ward Cleaver, "Pretty hard on the beaver last night, weren't you Ward"?

I couldn't help myself.

 

[CAustin]

I wouldn't eat or smoke anything this guy grows in his garden. Biggest beaver I ever trapped was 93lbs and it huge. Maybe it was Justin Beaver the old boy kinda looks like Selena.

Ha!

 

[Pheroze]

I personally would NOT go to the press if some rodent ejaculated on my head, but hey that's just me.

 

[spike.t]

I personally would NOT go to the press if some rodent ejaculated on my head, but hey that's just me.

 

[ScottG]

That is a story no human being would have heard. . Just keep that one between me and the Beaver.

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

I personally would NOT go to the press if some rodent ejaculated on my head, but hey that's just me.

No, it's not just you.

 

[Lee M]

That is a story no human being would have heard. . Just keep that one between me and the Beaver.

#metoo

 

[Royal27]

That is a story no human being would have heard. . Just keep that one between me and the Beaver.

Oh that beaver would have to die - I wouldn't want him talking, ever.

 

[Firebird]

I’m embarrassed to admit I read that story and a couple others after that file-like a train wreck, I couldn’t turn away