Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by PHOENIX PHIL, Mar 8, 2018.
I wonder if those who were assaulted heard Dueling Banjos playing in the background.
Some stories just need to be posted on Fridays. This is one of ‘em.
I' thinking that A.) the guy has been out in the woods to long and B.) a large amount of ethanol was involved in the making of this story!
This reminds me of the video where a gentleman was taking care of business in a pasture when a donkey came after him, ready to get biblical. Guy had to fight him off repeatedly and try to get his pants on at the same time.
Or the two hunters dressed up in a cow moose costume during the rut and when the bull moose came running and they couldn't get the costume unzipped. The guy in the rear asked the guy in the front what were they going to do and his reply was "I don't know about you but I'm going to start eating grass".
I bet the poor guy was out checking his traps, fell down stinking drunk, his beaver scent spilled all over him, and he got home 3 hours late and had to make up a story. Just wished he had made up a better one.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
-Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him-
Not sure how the story could be better or even worse.
Agreed! I think I may have been in hunting camp with a guy like this once!!!
I was personally disappointed by the pictures in this story. For some reason I was just expecting more. God, please forgive me.
Omg lol. That made my night. I guess a beaver beats Sasquatch.
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