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  1. PHOENIX PHIL

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  2. rinehart0050

    rinehart0050 GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    I wouldn't eat or smoke anything this guy grows in his garden. Biggest beaver I ever trapped was 93lbs and it huge. Maybe it was Justin Beaver the old boy kinda looks like Selena.
     
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    LOL. No wild animal is going to sexually assault a human.o_O Like that baloney about how DiCaprio got raped by the bear in the Revenant, Good grief.:(
     

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  6. PHOENIX PHIL

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    I don't know guys. I just hope @BRICKBURN doesnt suffer any long term effects from this horrible event.

    Crap, I wasn't supposed to reval names!
     
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    I don't know that guy looks too tall for Wayne! LOL.
     

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    From the show Leave it to Beaver. June to Ward Cleaver, "Pretty hard on the beaver last night, weren't you Ward"?

    I couldn't help myself.:p
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     

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    I'm safe at home Phil.. Thanks for thinking about me though.
     

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    Good to hear. Hopefully the nightmares will soon subside.
     

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    Ha!
     

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    I personally would NOT go to the press if some rodent ejaculated on my head, but hey that's just me.
     
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    :E Rofl::E Rofl:
     
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    That is a story no human being would have heard. . Just keep that one between me and the Beaver.
     
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  17. PHOENIX PHIL

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    No, it's not just you.
     
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    #metoo
     

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    Oh that beaver would have to die - I wouldn't want him talking, ever.
     

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    I’m embarrassed to admit I read that story and a couple others after that file-like a train wreck, I couldn’t turn away

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