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Two drunks out hunting and they split up and make a short drive and one mistakes the other for a deer and shoots him, at the hospital the ER Dr. says it was only a flesh wound and he would have survived if you hadn't feild dressed him!
 
A hunter is lost in the woods and finally sees another hunter. “Thank god, I’ve been lost for hours!”
The other hunter says, “that’s nothing, I’ve been lost here for weeks!”
 
When barracuda steal your bait!

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Two novice hunters go hunting and one of them kills a nice buck. They each grab a hind leg and start dragging it towards the truck. They meet an experienced hunter who proceeds to tell them that it would be easier to drag if they held onto the horns and dragged it that way as it is going with the hair, not against it. So, they decide to take his advice and after going some ways, one says to the other, "You know he was right, it does drag easier, but we are sure getting a long way from the truck"!!!!
 
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But I'd love a free hunt!
 

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A hunter is lost in the woods and finally sees another hunter. “Thank god, I’ve been lost for hours!”
The other hunter says, “that’s nothing, I’ve been lost here for weeks!”
Sounds like a Lieutenant!
 
Thanks for the opportunity!

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.
 
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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
 
Will there be bears? If so I've been studying.

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

Why bother, the damn thing ain’t gonna come!
 
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In heaven...
the engineers are German
the government is Swiss
the chefs are French
the lovers are Italian
and the police are English

In hell...
the engineers are French
the government is Italian
the chefs are English
the lovers are Swiss
and the police are German
 
Two hunter heading up the mountain came to a sign that said BEAR LEFT, so they went home.
 
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