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  1. Rob404

    Rob404 AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Legend

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  2. Trakehner

    Trakehner AH Senior Member

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    A zebra saw himself in a pond and wondered if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes.

    So, he went to the wise giraffe and asked, “Oh ,wise giraffe, am I really white with black stripes or black with white stripes?’

    The giraffe looked confused, pondered a while and said, “You need to ask the baboon’”

    “Well, crap”, Thought the zebra....and asked the baboon the white stripe/black stripe question to no avail...soon, the zebra had asked 4 soft skinned and 3 dangerous game animals to no avail. Finally, a hippo told the zebra... “You are what you are.”

    Now, this truly confused the zebra. He talked to all the animals he’d asked before and none of them could decifer the answer.

    Until...

    The zebra went into a bar, was asked, “why the long face?” (He hated that joke) and said his white/black stripe question and the answer...”you are what you are”. “Oh, that’s easy” said the bartender...you’re a white animal with black stripes”

    “How do you figure that” asked the confused zebra?”

    ‘Well, if you were a black animal with white stripes, the hippo would have said, you am what you be!”
     

  3. Matt Perchick

    Matt Perchick AH Veteran

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    hunting4sanity AH Enthusiast

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    How on earth you walk around with a pair of bowling balls between your legs is a mystery to me!
     
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  6. Milo

    Milo AH Member

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    A moose walks into a bar...
    Why the long face?
     

  7. curtism1234

    curtism1234 AH Enthusiast

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  8. Adam Stevens

    Adam Stevens AH Veteran

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    A real short joke.

    Two women were sitting quietly.....
     

  9. Bill Clayton

    Bill Clayton New Member

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  10. wanndog

    wanndog New Member

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  11. Neil Molendyk

    Neil Molendyk AH Senior Member

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    The whitetail doe comes stumbling out of the brush, hair all mussed up and looking exhausted, looks over to her herd sister and mutters "That's the last time I'll do that for five bucks"
     
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  12. Andy the Aussie

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    So.... many years ago my best mate and his young son (my Godson) went away for a week out in the far west here chasing deer and hogs. The little guy had been coming with us since he was around 5. As usual we had a ball and he managed to bag his first rabbit unaided....

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    .....after a great week we packed up and drove the 5hrs home.

    Several months later his father and I went back out for a summer hunt (it is a god awful mongrel of a place in summer) and the little guy didn't join us. On the drive out his father informs me we also had an important mission, on the last trip out the little guy had left his stuffed bunny behind and was pretty cut up about it, at the same time he also didn't want me to know, his father had been tasked with retrieving Bunny (hopefully he was still there as others use the old quarters we stay in) and return him home surreptitiously. Upon arrival we get into the quarters and there, in pride of place on one of the beds all propped up was Bunny, the other hunts had taken good care of him. Phew...all was well. My mate stashed him away and knew the little guy would be happy and (of course) his Godfather would be totally clueless. I love him to death and would never have ever said a word about it to upset him anyway.

    However......being me....a bastard of great proportions.... I still saw an opportunity.....so when I got back from a hunt before my mate I retrieved Bunny and posed him in the manner I imagine he had actually spent the past several months "childless"....

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    ....once home I emailed the pic to my mate and his wife....I was called all manner of names....but worth it.

    Of course that little guy is all grown up now, is just finishing his carpentry apprenticeship and hunts and fishes all over the place on his own now. He turns 21 in a year or so and I think it is about time that pic of Bunny sees the light again..!
     

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  13. Artur S

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  14. swantrip

    swantrip AH Member

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    Greetings from Australia.

    Meet Whiskey the Deutsche Drahthaar, we are apparently Father and son!

    He has a great nose for deer and training is progressing well.

    People say owners look like their dogs, I reckon its the other way around!!

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  15. MS Hitman

    MS Hitman SILVER SUPPORTER AH Enthusiast

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  16. thriller

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  17. thriller

    thriller AH Fanatic

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  18. thriller

    thriller AH Fanatic

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  19. Sitting Bull_Chris

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    Two best friends, Joe and Pete, are way out in the veldt on a hunting trip. Desperate to go to the toilet Joe goes over to a nearby bush and unzips his pants and begins to pee. Unknown to him a Black Mamba was sleeping under the bush. Woken from its slumber by the stream of urine it strikes Joe right on his willy. Screaming in shock and pain Joe comes running over to Pete and tells him what happened. Without any first aid supplies and not sure what to do, Pete lays Joe down and grabs his satellite phone to call the emergency services.
    Pete tells the emergency service operator what happened and asks what he can do to save his best friend. The operator tells Pete that without any first aid supplies the only thing he can do to save his friends life, is to suck the poison out of the wound.
    Writhing in pain and fearing for his life Joe asks Pete what the emergency service operator told him.
    Pete turns to his friend and tells him sadly "It looks like your going to die"
     

  20. Peter Larsson

    Peter Larsson AH Enthusiast

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    Some Norwegians were hunting moose in Sweden and manage to shoot one.
    When they started to pull the moose out to the nearest road they met a Swede who told them to
    tie the rope in the nose instead of the back legs.
    It will be more easy to pull the moose with the hairs instead of against.
    That the Norwegians found was an good idea.It was much easier to pull it that way!
    When they have pulled the moose for a while they stopp and one of the Norwegians said:
    I think that damn Swede fooled us! This way we will get further and further away from the road!!!
     
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