on a lighter note...

Would get busted with a hammer and go into the garbage.

Not afraid of spiders, but sh*t, that thing looks really intimidating. I would have broken something trying to kill it. LOL!!!!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Seamus is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
Seamus says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'
The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
I'm a defective parrot.'
'Holy crap,' Seamus replies.
'You actually understood and answered me. !'
'I got every word,' says the parrot.
'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'
'Oh yeah?' Seamus asks.
'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'
'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.
You can't see it, because of my feathers.'
'Wow,' says Seamus
'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'
'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.
I'm especially good at ornithology.
You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'
Seamus looks at the €200.00 price tag.
'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'
'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.
You can probably get me for €20, just make the guy an offer.!'
Seamus offers €20, and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational.
He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
Seamus is delighted.
One day Seamus comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.
'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the Postman.
'What are you talking about,?' asks Seamus
'When the Postman delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'
'WHAT???' Seamus asks incredulously.
'THEN what happened?'
'Well, then the Postman man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began caressing her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes.
Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.'
Then,distraught,Seamus demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
DUNNO! I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch!
 
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