on a lighter note...

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

[nztimb]

Outstanding. I'd like a HUMMV with a couple Ma Deuces, please. Remotely operated from the driver's seat.

Cant do two ma deuces but will this do?

 

[Biddleman]

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So much truth in this. Take out the ouija board part and insert go to a pond to fish and catch critters, swim in a creek and change it to 10 hours, that was most of my summer days when I was a kid.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

So much truth in this. Take out the ouija board part and insert go to a pond to fish and catch critters, swim in a creek and change it to 10 hours, that was most of my summer days when I was a kid.

Just had to be home before the Street Lights came on! Miss the simpler times.

 

[Colorado cowman]

Just had to be home before the Street Lights came on! Miss the simpler times.

What street lights?

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Biddleman]

Just had to be home before the Street Lights came on! Miss the simpler times.

No street lights where I grew up. Neighbor did have a light at their driveway. Our road in front of our house was dirt until I was about 12. It was great.

 

[Rob404]

 

[JimP]

Just had to be home before the Street Lights came on! Miss the simpler times.

Since my room was out behind a detached garage and I could pretty much come and go as I pleased my dad would always ask me "what time did you get home last night" Most of the time I could tell him that I was home before daylight, except for one occasion.

 

[CoElkHunter]

Does cold water shrink up certain female parts also?

Yes. Their brains!

 

[Newboomer]

Cant do two ma deuces but will this do?

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You betchum, Red Ryder!! Mini gun was my second choice. Twin Ma Deuces just look so impressive,though, with long ammo belts hanging off them.

 

[Wheels]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Sabattiboy]

Cant do two ma deuces but will this do?

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Requires a dually to carry enough ammo just to start it.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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What would Clark Kent do today?

 

[Jörg Krüger]

Clark Kent would be known as Superwoman today

 

[Woodcarver]

Superperson...

 

[Sabattiboy]

Clark Kent would be known as Superwoman today

I don't think he could have reassignment surgery. Well, maybe with a kryptonite scalpel.