on a lighter note...

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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My buddy asked me who were my worst dates with women. I told him without a doubt, it was the Rhea sisters, Gona, Dia and Py.
 
Randy F said:
John: Are you free tonight?
Prositute: Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.
John: Negotiate much?
Prostitute: Wait…What?! Aw Shit!!
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Strange grammar
 
Vashper said:
Strange grammar
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A classic case of proper English coming in contact with American humor. It is why the rest of the world just walks away shaking their head about US.:LOL:
 
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BourbonTrail said:
English “Play on words”/“Turn of phrase”.

Basically he’s using the fact that free = no money, and free = available, but he worded the sentences to disguise his intensions.
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And what means this "Negotiate much?"?
 
Vashper said:
And what means this "Negotiate much?"?
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He asks the prostitute if she's free meaning no charge for her services.
She agrees and then he asks her rhetorically if she does much negotiating?

I know, clear as mud.
 
A little girl is sitting in the sandbox and furiously tearing off the paws of a teddy bear. A passerby asks: "Girl, don't you like animals?". The girl looks up at him hard: "and humans... don' t much..."
 
negotiations are usually conducted to conclude a deal. Yes? What type of negotiations can a free prostitute conduct? Why is this clown interested in the number of negotiations of this esteemed young lady?
 
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