on a lighter note...

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My buddy asked me who were my worst dates with women. I told him without a doubt, it was the Rhea sisters, Gona, Dia and Py.
 
John: Are you free tonight?
Prositute: Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.
John: Negotiate much?
Prostitute: Wait…What?! Aw Shit!!
Strange grammar
 
Strange grammar
A classic case of proper English coming in contact with American humor. It is why the rest of the world just walks away shaking their head about US.:LOL:
 
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English “Play on words”/“Turn of phrase”.

Basically he’s using the fact that free = no money, and free = available, but he worded the sentences to disguise his intensions.
And what means this "Negotiate much?"?
 
And what means this "Negotiate much?"?
He asks the prostitute if she's free meaning no charge for her services.
She agrees and then he asks her rhetorically if she does much negotiating?

I know, clear as mud.
 
A little girl is sitting in the sandbox and furiously tearing off the paws of a teddy bear. A passerby asks: "Girl, don't you like animals?". The girl looks up at him hard: "and humans... don' t much..."
 
negotiations are usually conducted to conclude a deal. Yes? What type of negotiations can a free prostitute conduct? Why is this clown interested in the number of negotiations of this esteemed young lady?
 

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