on a lighter note...

[cpr0312]

 

[Vashper]

 

[spike.t]

That "custard" will burn your mouth!

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Did similar...years ago for someones bday we went on a pub crawl using a hired bus to get to the different pubs....I bought a packet of crisps in one pub and was eating them on the bus...one mate kept helping himself and ate most of them....next pub bought another packet and asked barman for the tabasco bottle....put a liberal amount in the packet and shook it around....my mate couldn't stand anything remotely hot or spicy....so I sat there eating them on way to next pub....he grabbed a bunch and shoved then in his mouth....took about 2 seconds for the reaction.... ..which was impressive....coughing...choking ...swearing ....shouted what the fk was that....I said I like a lot of tobasco on my crisps....he was broken.....me I couldn't stop laughing.......for some reason didn't try again..

 

[PARA45]

Did similar...years ago for someones bday we went on a pub crawl using a hired bus to get to the different pubs....I bought a packet of crisps in one pub and was eating them on the bus...one mate kept helping himself and ate most of them....next pub bought another packet and asked barman for the tabasco bottle....put a liberal amount in the packet and shook it around....my mate couldn't stand anything remotely hot or spicy....so I sat there eating them on way to next pub....he grabbed a bunch and shoved then in his mouth....took about 2 seconds for the reaction.... ..which was impressive....coughing...choking ...swearing ....shouted what the fk was that....I said I like a lot of tobasco on my crisps....he was broken.....me I couldn't stop laughing.......for some reason didn't try again..

When I was station at Homestead AFB, We had a guy who used to come into our office and go through the fridge or eat whatever was on the table. One of my buddies had enough of his sh*t, and he put Viccine and rubbed his ball bag all over the doughnuts. When this clown came over, he offered him the doughnuts, and after he ate a couple he told him that he he had rubbed his ball bag all over them. As he is standing there pissed off and not believing us, he had an immediate urge to take a dump. We watched him run out of our office sh*tting himself on the way to the restroom. That was the last time he touched anything in our office.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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At last we know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from.

 

[Wheels]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[Randy F]

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Most importantly, what does the pilot run on?

 

[PARA45]

My neighbor was at home the other night and there was a knock on the door. He was surprised to find two deputies on the front porch. They asked him his name and if he was married. He replied that he was. They asked if he had a current photo of his wife. He pulled a photo from the hall table and showed it to them. They then stated, " we're sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck". He replied, " I know, but she has a real nice personality and cooks really good".

 

[VertigoBE]

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With those specs, one likely needs to have consumed some hemp to believe that thing will fly…

 

[Randy F]

With those specs, one likely needs to have consumed some hemp to believe that thing will fly…

Agreed. I have no desire to board Tommy Chong’s kite.

 

[Sabattiboy]

Most importantly, what does the pilot run on?

Doesn't care if the plane catches on fire.

 

[Sabattiboy]

My neighbor was at home the other night and there was a knock on the door. He was surprised to find two deputies on the front porch. They asked him his name and if he was married. He replied that he was. They asked if he had a current photo of his wife. He pulled a photo from the hall table and showed it to them. They then stated, " we're sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck". He replied, " I know, but she has a real nice personality and cooks really good".

Jimmy Soul song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life... never make a pretty woman your wife."

 

[Randy F]

 

[Tbitty]

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Company Motto:"Even if it doesn't fly, you're guaranteed to get high!"

 

[Hogpatrol]