on a lighter note...

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[Hogpatrol]

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all".

I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed.

I had a roof over my head.

I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, and the library

I was working on my MBA on-line.

I had no bills and no debt.

I even had full medical benefits coverage.

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?

Oh no, nothing like that,” he said.

“Because of Coronavirus, I was paroled.”

 

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

 

[Mort Hill]

OMG. I had to send this to like 50 of my contractor customers! Ain’t it the truth!

 

[Firebird]

OMG. I had to send this to like 50 of my contractor customers! Ain’t it the truth!

Brilliant-I’m sending it my my contracting friends as well-can we still say that?

 

[Hogpatrol]

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My deceased MIL used to ask me that question after a deer hunt. I always told here I caught a couple but they were too small and threw them back.

 

[Vashper]

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Interesting. It turns out that this is international. I also sometimes heard this euphemism like "Your dad caught a duck" from an old grandmother. Although the language is completely different in both grammar and vocabulary.

 

[Vashper]

It is better not to go to the political section, it is better to go here. In Russia, there are quite strict rules on the circulation of weapons, although in general this country is extremely anarchic. In this respect, other countries, and the US, are drifting in the same direction.
Every five years, it is necessary to present the available weapons and pass a medical examination. And here I am, sitting in a psychiatrist's office. She is a tall young lady of rather democratic appearance. Naturally, she is not a hunter or a marksman. And so she asks, " Why do you need a gun?". What am I supposed to say? The truth? That I like to kill? But then I probably won't get my license renewed.

 

[Randy F]

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I am a potato producer so that one hits home.

Much like when the big stink came up in the NFL to change the name of the Washington Redskins, we felt it easier to change the mascot than the name...

 

[Randy F]

I am NOT fat. I identify as skinny. Therefore I am trans-slender.

 

[PARA45]

I am NOT fat. I identify as skinny. Therefore I am trans-slender.

You fit right in, especially in the screwed up politically correct liberal society LMAO!!!!

 

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

[Hogpatrol]

I am NOT fat. I identify as skinny. Therefore I am trans-slender.

Just the opposite so I guess I'm trans-fat. Wait, that's bad stuff. Oh well.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]