on a lighter note...

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Brent in Az]

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[Opposite Pole]

 

[tigris115]

A reminder to everyone here

 

[Opposite Pole]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and


passes a shoe store twice every day.

Each day he stops and looks in the window
to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes,
$300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance
in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity
to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Luigi, I do wear
red panties tonight, but how do you know?'

Luigi answers,’ I see the reflection in my new
$300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi, I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'

Luigi dances with many young ladies this evening and the same question is asked and answered by a very surprised
young lady each time.





Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.

Please, please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi,
I wear no panties tonight...'

Luigi gasps, 'Thanka God ....

I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!


No booing !!!!

 

[Pheroze]

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and


passes a shoe store twice every day.

Each day he stops and looks in the window
to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes,
$300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance
in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity
to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,
'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Luigi, I do wear
red panties tonight, but how do you know?'

Luigi answers,’ I see the reflection in my new
$300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi, I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'

Luigi dances with many young ladies this evening and the same question is asked and answered by a very surprised
young lady each time.





Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.

Please, please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi,
I wear no panties tonight...'

Luigi gasps, 'Thanka God ....

I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!


No booing !!!!

Terrible joke, really. But, thanks for posting!

 

[BeeMaa]

Terrible joke, really. But, thanks for posting!

What are you doing "reading" that post?

 

[Pheroze]

What are you doing "reading" that post?

I got to tell ya, decorating the Christmas tree with the family and flipping through that joke, just felt wrong.

 

[Hogpatrol]

Take no prisoners. That's my motto.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Hogpatrol,

Nice Joke.
I want to know where this dance is held.

 

[Opposite Pole]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Bullthrower338]

 

[Bullthrower338]

 

[Brent in Az]

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[Bullthrower338]

 

[Brent in Az]

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Now that is what you call "Shouldering a load"!

 

[Bullthrower338]

Now that is what you call "Shouldering a load"!

I very well may have been the recipient of that award around 1998! Ah the things that seem like a good idea after a bottle of crown!