Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
So very true .......and this my friend is why the Russians, North Koreans and Chinese stay across the water!
Odds are you would pay for it dearly later
Better make it a good one.
This is a video from www.whiskeyriff.com/2019/12/10
I wasn't able to get the video to load but he is saying he doesn't need a girl or a wife because she might tell him he can't go hunting or fishing.. Absolutely hilarious..
BUT he's missing one tiny eensy weensy detail. If he is right, hunters like him are just a generation away from extinction.
Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
Went to the barbershop the other day and noticed a place I thought was going to become my new favorite store. Man, was I disappointed! All they had were ink cartridges for printers. The lack of pick up trucks parked nearby should have alerted me that something wasn't quite right.
He will face down a wounded Cape Buffalo but knot a XXXXXL undies ????
My faith in Humanity is shaken to say the least???
Ex-Wife demands I change the oil in the car I paid for??
Yeah, they like to act odd, and it's normal for them though.
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