on a lighter note...

Ol Bill's current lady friend has the "code" name Cookie Lady because she bakes cookies for his Secret Service detail.
 
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Chicago, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, medicine for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "Great, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
 
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Mercedes

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Corvette

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Landy

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I imagine that is not all she does for them.
Gentlemen, the "cookie lady" does have more than a single code name. I wonder what the ol hag would do if she came home and found Bill with the "Energizer". There are many times when the Secret Service can't keep secrets!
 
Thanks again Brent for my morning dose of humor!
 

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