on a lighter note...

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. John Struewing

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  2. ArmyGrunt

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  3. Brent in Az

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    The Obama's signed a deal with netflix to have their own show.

    Like Hillary, they just won't go away.
     

  4. Brent in Az

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    Who's the cookie lady?
     

  5. John Struewing

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    Ol Bill's current lady friend has the "code" name Cookie Lady because she bakes cookies for his Secret Service detail.
     
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  9. Brent in Az

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    I imagine that is not all she does for them.
     
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    SeniorWedding

    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Chicago, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

    "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
    works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, medicine for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Jacob: "Great, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
     
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    Landy

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    Gentlemen, the "cookie lady" does have more than a single code name. I wonder what the ol hag would do if she came home and found Bill with the "Energizer". There are many times when the Secret Service can't keep secrets!
     

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    The only way three people can keep a secret, is if two of them are dead!
     
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    Thanks again Brent for my morning dose of humor!
     
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    I see that's for an S class, I wonder if they make that for an E class too?
     

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