Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Wonder if she knows about the "cookie lady"?
What did I miss?
The Obama's signed a deal with netflix to have their own show.
Like Hillary, they just won't go away.
Who's the cookie lady?
Ol Bill's current lady friend has the "code" name Cookie Lady because she bakes cookies for his Secret Service detail.
I imagine that is not all she does for them.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Chicago, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, medicine for Parkinson's disease?"
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Jacob: "Great, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Gentlemen, the "cookie lady" does have more than a single code name. I wonder what the ol hag would do if she came home and found Bill with the "Energizer". There are many times when the Secret Service can't keep secrets!
The only way three people can keep a secret, is if two of them are dead!
Thanks again Brent for my morning dose of humor!
I see that's for an S class, I wonder if they make that for an E class too?
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