on a lighter note...

[broncolcj]

 

[Rob404]

Late snow here in Ludifisk Land today,,which surprised me since this usually happens in May

 

[GuttormG]

"Lutefisk"☺

 

[Brent in Az]

Late snow here in Ludifisk Land today,,which surprised me since this usually happens in May

Olie & Leena Land?

 

[Hogpatrol]

WHY GRANDPAS ARE DIFFERENT

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring.......

We didn't see a single asshole, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!" We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

'Almost'.....brings a tear to your eye

 

[Hogpatrol]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat." He never heard the shot.

 

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[Hogpatrol]

 

[Rob404]

"Lutefisk"☺

Hey cut me some Slack I was born in Chicago

 

[Rob404]

Olie & Leena Land?

Ya Fer sher by golly don't ya no

 

[Brent in Az]

Ya Fer sher by golly don't ya no

I was born and raised up there. When my parents moved us to Tucson, all the neighbor kids wondered why I talked so funny.

 

[Rob404]

Because of my rather distinct Chicago accent When I took a job as the Chef at a downtown hotel in Minneapolis the Wait Staff was afraid to come in the kitchen

 

[Brent in Az]

Maybe they thought you were a descendant of Al Capone.

 

[Rob404]

Maybe they thought you were a descendant of Al Capone.

I'm better looking than Uncle Al

 

[cpr0312]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[MMAL]

A Irishman, Scotsman and British man all walk into a bar. They each order a Guinness and are about to drink it, when, at the exact same time three flies land into each gentleman's' drink.

The British man declares 'That is disgusting!" and walks out the the bar.

The Scotsman calmly picks the fly up, tosses it on the ground and takes a sip of his drink.

The Irishman roughly grabs the fly by the wings, looks it in the eyes and loudly yells "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT NOW!"

 

[observe]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Brent in Az]