on a lighter note...

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Number of bottles of Jameson to throw an Irish wedding.
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Airport Full Body Scan Status Report

Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 1,133

Hernias 2,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 4,172

Enlarged Prostates 9,249

Breast Implants & Butt Enlargements 89,387

Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
 
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Since that number is so low it is clear most of them do not get scanned.
 
The selfless Irish!
The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man (fellow air passengers, in this case)!
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight.”

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:

"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
 
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