on a lighter note...

[Hogpatrol]

Phone rings, woman answers.

The pervert, with heavy breathing, says...

"I bet you have a tight ass with no hair?
Woman replies, "Yes I do....


he’s watching golf....

Who shall I say is calling?"

 

[Hogpatrol]

The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be wearing nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

 

[Bullthrower338]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Cripes, I hope that's photo shopped. It looks like the spelling of the the would be looters.

 

[Bullthrower338]

Cripes, I hope that's photo shopped. It looks like the spelling of the the would be looters.

I don't know, spray paint doesn't have auto correct looters and it should be shot on sight. But I don't imagine if you are a looter you are not there for a spelling bee! Lmao

 

[ArmyGrunt]

'merika...... Hoam uv the really smort peepole!




By the way, it caused me physical pain to type that out

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Hogpatrol]

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Ain't that the god's honest truth? I've dealt with some that must have cheated their entire four years. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

 

[ArmyGrunt]

 

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[Mekaniks]

 

[CAustin]

That is funny as shit!

 

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[ArmyGrunt]

Am I crazy, or did Africa come to me today??

 

[ArmyGrunt]

I'm not sure the picture was going to post in the last one....

 

[ArmyGrunt]

Well, isn't this unfortunate? Why don't the inmates get to go home and celebrate the holidays? I'm sure each one of those upstanding citizens would come back....