on a lighter note...

[Vashper]

Great questions! Reminded me of this:
"Then the Sadducees came to Him, who say that there is no resurrection, and asked Him, saying:
Teacher! Moses wrote to us: If a man's brother dies and leaves his wife, but leaves no children, then his brother shall take his wife and restore seed to his brother.There were seven brothers: the first took a wife and, dying, left no children.The second took her and died, and he left no children; so did the third.Seven of them took her on and left no children. My wife died after all of them.So, in the resurrection, when they rise, which one of them will she be married to? For seven had her as a wife.
Jesus answered and said to them,
Are you being led astray by this, not knowing the scriptures or the power of God?For when they rise from the dead, then they will neither marry nor be given in marriage, but will be like angels in heaven".

 

[PARA45]

I worked with a fellow who'd eat your sandwich. He ate mine once, I asked him if he liked it, he said he did. I said great, I made it out of dog food this morning. He headed for the bathroom, & never bothered my lunch again.

We had a guy who would come into our office and eat our stuff. Well, we fixed him good by putting a few drops of vicine and watched him shit himself. Never touched our stuff again.

 

[Tbitty]

We had a guy who would come into our office and eat our stuff. Well, we fixed him good by putting a few drops of vicine and watched him shit himself. Never touched our stuff again.

Some arsehole keeps eating my lunch at work... the problem is, I'm the only one there!

Maybe I'll put some exlax in a soup and see what happens.

 

[CBH Australia]

 

[Ridge Runner]

We had a guy who would come into our office and eat our stuff. Well, we fixed him good by putting a few drops of vicine and watched him shit himself. Never touched our stuff again.

LMFAO and Loving the concept.
In equivalent in today's world, LMFAO, Vigira and would be more appropriate.

 

[Vashper]

In our office, someone started stealing cigarettes, and there was only one smoker. When someone who was already a non-smoker was injured - they opened a box with expensive cigarettes for a gift - everyone decided to stop this trend. I was the only hunter, so my colleagues assigned me. I was given two cigarettes, I loaded them with black powder, conducted tests, and the commission accepted them. A couple of days later, someone saw a security guard without eyebrows in the lobby.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Newboomer]

LMFAO and Loving the concept.
In equivalent in today's world, LMFAO, Vigira and would be more appropriate.

Had a guy who would come in and swipe some of our donuts. We loaded a few with habinaro peppers. That cured that little problem.

 

[Ridge Runner]

LMFAO and Loving the concept.
In equivalent in today's world, LMFAO, Vigira and would be more appropriate.

Im really beginning to hate AI with auto complete/correct and dragging on this new phone.

It was suppose to read:

LMFAO at the concept......viagra and exlax combined in a ham salad and cheese sandwich would have been more appropriate.

 

[jpr9954]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2048172460512584090

 

[jpr9954]

 

[PARA45]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Vashper]

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