on a lighter note...

[Vashper]

My aunt went over and told her neighbor, "I think I ran over your cat..."
The neighbor asked, "what did the cat look like?"
My aunt made a contorted face and twisted body, and said, "like THIS"

I was acquainted with a famous veterinarian, Doctor of Sciences. One day, on his way to an international congress, he left a briefcase in the subway with a report on a new feline disease, with slides. and he had to read the report from memory, and to portray the characteristic poses of sick cats himself. his report was recognized as the "most notable."

 

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[JOHN GRENZ]

 

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[Vashper]

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Aldous Huxley: "What if our Earth is the hell of some other planet?"

 

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Nothing good ever happens after 2 am

 

[sgt_zim]

I'll take "crap that never happened" for $2000, Alex.

Thought about sticking this in politics, but what the heck.

Not a subscriber, but you can read it here: https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/A-gun-in-the-editor-s-top-drawer-13045074.php

 

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[Odinsraven]

so funny -and happened to a buddy of mine - Idiot - she is my girl now !