on a lighter note...

[K-man]

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Oh yes, lots of times. Comes from hearing it on a worn out 8 track or am radio. Weird Al Yankovitch made quite a career out of such failures.

 

[MS 9x56]

The Stones’ Paint It Black- I always hear “I see a rector and I want it painted black” instead of “I see a red door…”

I’ve always been a quarter bubble shy of plumb so it makes sense.

That’s one I haven’t heard in a long time.

 

[One Day...]

The Mama's & The Papas California Dreamin': "on a wednesday" or "on a winter's day" ???

 

[Major Bonkers]

 

[Fabnosh]

My wife and sister in law. They are not great conversationalist but hey, actions speak louder than words and they get their points across with great aplomb.

FN

 

[Flipper Dude]

Taking one for the team, huh? Wingman

 

[MS 9x56]

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I will take all 4 of them

 

[Hillbilly Marine]

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Instead of "I never be your beast of burden" my Daddys little girl thought it was "I'll never leave your pizza burning". The look on her brothers face was a mixture of Holy shit and You can't be MY sister

 

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[randallhebert]

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Put a for sale sign on it with the persons number at a ridiculous low price and let the fun begin. Did this to a friend and he was getting 20 to 30 calls a day.

 

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