on a lighter note...

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Probably should have given some thought by giving her a more romantic Hallmark card.

I forsee 3 possibilities:

1. She'll thank him for the thought. Maybe a ~ 50-50 chance.

2. There's going to be a bit of a very one sided, very loud, conversation about his lack of more poetic romantic writing. Followed by his repetitive trips and long stays in the bathroom throughout the next couple of days after he ingest her romantic laxatives laced meal....followed by that icing is solely a chocolate favored laxative on your cupcake.

3. Explaining to the cops and ER doctors on how he was "accidentally injured", by a broken vase and getting a dozen roses, stems first, up his hind end.
 
Same vehicle one week later (this is not an image from the interwebs, I saw it and took the photo, though I don’t know the story)

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Being a British car ( my shamed ancestors) the dome light got stuck on and here is the result!
 
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After decades of hunting, I finally did it. Took him down from a blind, pheromone dipped snickerdoodle bait station. It was clean shot, just got the taxidermist's work back.
Population control of monsters in the wild is an important thing. You have to be ready to do what needs to be done.
 

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