on a lighter note...

[rookhawk]

Story
Spotlight picked up a blue (female) red kangaroo.

Shot but not killed outright

shooter went out to finish the job

Idiots turned the light off (obviously nighttime).

The kangaroo just grabbed the shooter and I’m told she ripped whatever he was wearing to shreds

Idiots thought it was hilarious

Male kangaroos of the red family are red but may have some blue whereas females generally are blue-ish w often some red

Kangaroos can disembowel you rather quickly

To me make reds smell a little like mice [emoji193]

Written how an Australian speaks. I now need a Kiwi to explain it to me, thus in the same accent as the OP, but in a translation my American English mind can process.

 

[Dr Ray]

Am I the only one that had to read this two or three times??????:whistle


I remember writing about this years ago

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Vashper]

Written how an Australian speaks. I now need a Kiwi to explain it to me, thus in the same accent as the OP, but in a translation my American English mind can process.

I admit, I use an Internet translator for speed. And for some reason it translated the last phrase as "it smells like Mike." I didn't understand: Who is this mysterious Mike? I didn't find anything in the directory of English idioms. I had to read on my own

 

[Dr Ray]

I admit, I use an Internet translator for speed. And for some reason it translated the last phrase as "it smells like Mike." I didn't understand: Who is this mysterious Mike? I didn't find anything in the directory of English idioms. I had to read on my own

Hunting Roos at night using a spotlight

The shooter shot the kangaroo but did not kill her- wounded the shooter went out to kill the kangaroo but the others turned off the light

The roo grabbed the shooter and shredded his clothes

 

[Boyd Brooks]

When you are worth every penny!

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[CoElkHunter]

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No wonder. Look at all those "dead soldiers" laying all over the place. Must have been quite the party! LOL

 

[rookhawk]

 

[CoElkHunter]

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No, that's definitely a Chevy transmission warning light. LOL

 

[Wishfulthinker580]

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Some of the filthiest work there is

 

[CoElkHunter]

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They look like pale zombies. LOL

 

[Rob404]

 

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[PARA45]

 

[BSO Dave]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

Too much tannerite, not enough distance or brains

 

[spike.t]