on a lighter note...

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[BRICKBURN]

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Apologies to our North American Neighbors. But LMAO!!

You missed the Squirrel. He's the Stealth version.

 

[F. Vaccaro]

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Could be Montana?

 

[Just Gina]

 

[CoElkHunter]

Could be Montana?

Or Gina's car in Minnesota? LOL

 

[CoElkHunter]

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I laugh, but that's not a bad idea. I've sat on some makeshift porta potties in elk camp that would freeze your a**! LOL

 

[spike.t]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[PARA45]

 

[PARA45]

 

[Hogpatrol]

The same goes for those that shoot and hunt.

 

[spike.t]

 

[Just Gina]

Or Gina's car in Minnesota? LOL

Oh goodness! My Wagoneer has 2 sun roofs and there is plenty of snow in this place to fill the whole thing up!
Talk about a bad day if I left either or both open!

 

[spike.t]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Vashper]

No. Sclerosis. And what was there?

The 70-year-old English Count married an 18-year-old girl.
They played the wedding, and went to rest each in his own chambers.

The young wife is lying in bed, bored and thinking:
— Nothing, I'll get two lovers, and everything will be OK.

There's a knock on the door. Knock, Knock.
— Who's there?
"It is me, Countess, I have come to fulfill my marital duty.
— Please, Count, come in…

The count has fulfilled his marital duty and left, and the young Countess reflects:
— And the count is still not bad, perhaps one lover is enough.

There's a Knock-Knock again.
— Who's there?
"It is me, Countess, I have come to fulfill my marital duty.
— Please, Count, come in…

The count has fulfilled his marital duty and left, and the young Countess is thinking
— Yes ... for the first time I will do without lovers.

There's a Knock-Knock again.
— Who's there?
— It's me, the Countess, I came to fulfill my marital duty.
— Count, but you have already fulfilled it twice!
— Ah, damn! Damn sclerosis!

 

[Hogpatrol]

A man is at a cocktail party thrown by his elderly father when he sees a beautiful woman standing alone. He nonchalantly walks up to her and starts talking about how all his father's businesses and millions will be his when he is gone. Two weeks later, she was his stepmother.