"What's your name, asked the teacher". "My name is Mohammad", he replied. The teacher says "Well, you're now in Ireland so from now on your name will be Mike". Mohammad returned home from school. "How was your day Mohammad", asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammad, I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike". His mother says "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you"! And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father who beat the shit out of him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you Mike, she asked". He replies, well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fkng Arabs.