on a lighter note...

[randallhebert]

I believe you meant to say "carrying 'yo mama" as in: "yo mama so fat...she got two moons taking up obit around her butt...so fat the north slope of her butt still got snow on it in June" etc. (more examples welcomed)

You mamma so fat took her to McDonald's the guy behind the counter said, you want to order. Said naw, I want a estimate

 

[randallhebert]

Brough

You mamma so fat took her to McDonald's the guy behind the counter said, you want to order. Said naw, I want a estimate

Brought her to McDonald's to watch the 1 billion served sign change.
She was wearing yellow pants, bent over they split, two guys got in thought it was a yellow cab

 

[steve white]

Girl wanted to drive his pickup on their first date. She drove into the drive-thru at the chicken shack and said, "You mind if I order." no...so she said, "I'll have the 8 pc mixed, family sides of mashed potatoes/gravy, and buttered corn, and a gallon jug of sweet tea, and add two apple pies." Then she turned to him and asked, "Whatchu gonna git?"

Wait a minute!...Now Lord, that wattent right, so forgive me that one, and bless the missionaries to the pygmies...

 

[Trophyhunter01]

 

[Dr Ray]

Just received text from local government- flooding
We are on high ground but by the time the ex-cyclone (hurricane) now a tropical low = rain depression finishes on Wednesday (1week of bucketing down heavy rain), there will be major flooding.
I drove out this morning to get coffee and paper - 4wd with water up to the roof in an oval.
What the hell were people thinking driving flood waters!!
Ps my shoulder is still sore from the recoil o my 300 and 338.
Spoke w Ridge Walker - showed me a bag I guess you’d call it for absorbing recoil.

 

[Dr Ray]

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Be afraid.
Be very afraid.[emoji43]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

Ps my shoulder is still sore from the recoil o my 300 and 338.
Spoke w Ridge Walker - showed me a bag I guess you’d call it for absorbing recoil.

Get an Evoshield shooting pad / T-shirt.

 

[steve white]

Heck, stick a sandbag between it and your shoulder.

 

[Dr Ray]

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Other one is under his desk

 

[Dr Ray]

EMERGENCY. EMERGENCY. This is a Major Flood Warning from the Cairns Disaster Group. There is major flooding in the Cairns Area NOW. Properties will experience flooding. Move to higher ground now if it is safe to do so, or upper floors of your building. If you are in immediate danger call 000. More information on disaster.cairns.qld.gov.au or listen to ABC radio.
Nice text from our local council

 

[Graham Hunter]

Just received text from local government- flooding
We are on high ground but by the time the ex-cyclone (hurricane) now a tropical low = rain depression finishes on Wednesday (1week of bucketing down heavy rain), there will be major flooding.
I drove out this morning to get coffee and paper - 4wd with water up to the roof in an oval.
What the hell were people thinking driving flood waters!!
Ps my shoulder is still sore from the recoil o my 300 and 338.
Spoke w Ridge Walker - showed me a bag I guess you’d call it for absorbing recoil.

Get a 243. Shoulder will be fine!

 

[Dr Ray]

Get a 243. Shoulder will be fine!

Hi Bob
What do you think ?[emoji56]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[steve white]

Brough
Brought her to McDonald's to watch the 1 billion served sign change.
She was wearing yellow pants, bent over they split, two guys got in thought it was a yellow cab

Well, just to be fair, one for the guys...man asked his wife, "have you seen my black belt around the house?" She said, "Oh, will it go around the house, now?"

 

[Dr Ray]

Think you get rain? Try over a meter of rain in three (note 3) days.
Still pouring.
Leaving my rifles in safe to minimize humidity etc getting to them.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[R.M.C.]

 

[R.M.C.]

 

[Newboomer]

Just received text from local government- flooding
We are on high ground but by the time the ex-cyclone (hurricane) now a tropical low = rain depression finishes on Wednesday (1week of bucketing down heavy rain), there will be major flooding.
I drove out this morning to get coffee and paper - 4wd with water up to the roof in an oval.
What the hell were people thinking driving flood waters!!
Ps my shoulder is still sore from the recoil o my 300 and 338.
Spoke w Ridge Walker - showed me a bag I guess you’d call it for absorbing recoil.

It's a Past Recoil Shield. I use them on my bigger calibers. They work well and come in different sizes.

 

[Nyati]